Der Alptraum der Kindheit [English translation]

The nightmare of childhood,

and it gets worse.

One day you'll wake up

and everything is over.

Your lovely skin becomes wrinkled and creased.

You lose your hair, your eyes, your memory.

Your blood becomes thick.

Your teeth become yellow and wobbly.

You begin to stink and to fart

and all your friends will be dead.

You become hunched over from arthritis, angina pectoris, dementia.

You will piss yourself, shit yourself, drool from your mouth.

You can only pray that when that happens you have someone who loves you,

who loves you...

who loves you...