In The Army Now [parody] lyrics

You're on your way to a third world land

Now's the time to go berserk while you can

You're in the army now

Oh, this bullsh*t, you're in the army now

Now you remember what that sergent major said:

"Slave all day and dream about bed"

You're in the army now

Oh you're f***ed, you're in the army now

You'll be a zero-in the enemy neighbourhood

Counting off the days 'til you git for good

You're in the army now

Oh sh*t, take cover, you're in the army now

Scowling faces as they watch you land

Side by side we like to frag all of them

You're in the army now

Same ole sh*t, you're in the army now

I-U-Ds exploding right near your head

Missiles fragging your ass, your dread

If you want to die, just get out of bed

You're in the army now

Oh we're not the scouts, you're in the army now

Shots ring out in the dead of night

The 90 day wonder whines out (STAND UP AND FIGHT!)

You're in the army now

Oh, this is hell, you're in the army now

You've got your orders better but its not right

Your finger was on the joystick, now it's time to die

You're in the army now

Oh, hot damn, you're in the army now...

You're in the army now

Oh frigging reality, you're in the army now

Night is falling and you just can't sleep

Is this a nightmare or just sh*t reality?

You're in the army now

Oh, hell-no, you're in the army, in the army now

You're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're still in the army now...

You're in the army now

Oh, getting short, you're in the army, in the army now

You're in the army now

Oh, not tomorrow, so you're in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army, in the army now

Oh, oh, you're in the army, you're in the army now