We Can't Stop Parody

Her name's Miley she started on Disney

Used to be so innocent and so sweet

But now all she wants to do is party

Put in fake golden teeth and act really trashy

This song is to let everybody know

I'm totally out of control

And I try to pick up more black fans

By acting ratchet and shaking my ass

Tweeting skanky pics everyday

Check out my va jay jay

And I'm gonna twerk all night

All I need's my crack pipe

Alright!

So la da di da di who has some molly?

Give it to Miley because I really love drugs

Miley's so cool!

Let's do drugs too!

I am desperate for attention

That is why I made this video

Acting like a classless sex crazed ho

I was country now I'm slutty

If it wasn't for my daddy

I'd be flipping burgers at Wendy's

Yea, yea!

Her name's Miley and she got a haircut

Now she looks like Ellen DeGeneres

She's having an identity crisis

Hannah Montana must have really messed her up

With my homegirls shaking my fat ass

We are not your homegirls and yo ass flat

I mean come on you a rich white chick

This whole urban act is obnoxious and racist

This is Liam Hemsworth my finance

Honey please stop acting like a drunk skank!

I'm so high and horny gonna make out with a barbie

So la da di di dum I stick out my tongue

More than anyone because I think it looks hot

No it does not!

Goddamnit stop!

This is softcore internet porn

Shut up Liam and pour me more wine

Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?

You're all ugly compared to me

Especially Miley and Drake

At least I'm not a bipolar Twitter whore fake

You skank!

Oh, snap Amanda just tackled Miley

Now those crazy bitches are wrestling

This is one extremely messed up party

Oh, shit Miley just ripped out Amanda's piercings

God please help us now they both are twerkin'

And both of their mouths just started foamin'

Looks like they did way too much heroin

I am done narratin' this is too disgustin'

Hey, hey

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So huh, you're marrying that?

Unfortunately.

Huh, huh.