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It feels like the perfect day

To torture my exes

And then put on their skin

[Harry]

HELP ME!

[Taylor]

Shut up Harry!

I escaped from the asylum

And kidnapped all of them

So I could get my revenge

[Jake]

You're sick!

[Taylor]

HA HA HA... HA!

Yeah...

I've got

Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy

All wrapped in duct tape!

[Harry]

Bitch give me back my fucking face!

[Taylor]

Fat chance!

Today's the first day of a never ending Hell date!

It's time!

Now you all will be mine!

Until the end of all time!

I will never let you leave

[John]

Somebody call the police!

[Taylor]

You better shut your mouth!

Or I will cut your tongue out!

[Jake]

Why are you dancing like that?

[Taylor]

Because I'm a psychopath!

Now it's your turn to dance!

[Joe]

You just shot me in my ass!

[Taylor]

You should never have dumped me!

Now you're all buried, lets watch

Tyler Perry

[Boyfriends]

Please just kill us!

[Taylor]

It's Madea goes to Jail! My favorite movie!

[John]

It's making my eyes bleed!

[Taylor]

Yeah...

Soon you will all become members of my death cult!

[Joe]

Uh excuse me?

[Taylor]

After the murder ritual!

[Boyfriends]

Oh Crap!!

[Taylor]

Then we will spend eternity together below!

//Taylor turns into Satan//

[Satan]

In Hell!

[Boyfriends]

Uh Oh!

[Satan]

All the rumors are true!

I am Satan!

[Boyfriends]

Yeah we knew!

[Satan]

Now your heads must all come off!

BRB I'll get the saw!

[Jake]

Dude, she dropped her cell phone!

[John]

Pick it up call the po po!

[Jake]

We'll be dead once they get here!

I have a better idea sent!

[Satan]

What are you doing!

[Boyfriends]

Uh uh uh uh... We were not doing anything...

[Satan]

No matter time to die!

I'll see you in the afterlife

[Jesus]

Hey Hey!

Drop the weapon miss Swift!

[Boyfriend]

OMG it's Jesus!

[Satan]

How did you find me J.C.?

[Jesus]

I got a text from Jake G

[Jake]

We're actually quite close!

He likes all my Facebook posts!

[Jesus]

And he follows me on twitter, anyway

Back to Taylor now!

Time to take care of you!

[Satan]

I can't move!

[Jesus]

With this Holy Water Balloon!

[Satan]

Gah! Get that away from me you fool Gah!

[Jesus]

Sorry but your time here is through!