Em Calls Paul [Skit] [2004]

[Spoken: Eminem]

Ayo Paul, it's Em

I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing

And I know that he's not "thrilled" about the video

What, does he wanna be startin' somethin'?

Wow, well I'll show him who's really bad {*burps*}

Paul the way you make me feel with these calls

You should really take a look at the man in the mirror

And tell him to beat it because I won't stop till I get enough

Do you remember the time

We were watching the "Billie Jean" video?

Well, he'll always be that Michael to me

And it doesn't matter if he's black or white

Because I can't stop loving him

And I hate plastic surgeons and I hope they all fucking die

How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot

I wanna touch him, but I can't {*mouth noises*}

Excuse me, I'm taking a shit, sorry

Anyways, call me back

I have this idea about how I want to end the show

So, hit me when you get this message, fucker

Oh, and by the way, no, I don't have a new gun

{*Gun cracks and bullets fall out*} Goddamn it!