Wunderschöne Frau [English translation]

[Intro]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the worst transvestites1 in the world. Come on in.

[Part 1: Shneezin 257]

Yo this is Drag Queen Shneezin, standing in front of a beauty mirror

I’ll take black for the eyes, but pink for the teeth

Baby, damn, I’m hot and I don’t need to shave

Because every day I comb my shining beard

And with every extension my manliness vanishes

Oh yeah, hold on. I just reflected on that and believe me, it was rough

I still have no idea, if this pin fits in my hair

“For what?”

Why, to the color of my nails

Okay, my muscular back combined with lipgloss and breast hair suggests,

That I am a queer2

But look, it deceives.

I was a man, but inwardly a woman

Since birth did I know there’s something smelly about my wiener

It was the worst, but now I’ll show everyone

I only need extravagantly placed highlights

And one, two liquors later I’m ready for action

[Hook: Alligatoah] (2x)

Is it the iron fist, or the stubble, or my small pirate?3

I don't give a shit about what you say

I might look unusual, but I am a beautiful woman

[Part 2: Timi Hendrix]

Yo, I’ll spread a bit of acid mixed with a tad of bathroom salt,

Into my pubic area

Against the persistent growth of pubic hair

Celibrity-designed evening gown

Hanging around my ass

Yesterday I was Timä, but from now I’ll be called Adelheid

Whoops, Alligatoah’s nasal bone is in my vagina

Yo Shneezin, teach me head

“Nah, I’m busy. Ask Mike.”

Mike didn’t have time either, that disappoints me a bit

“What’s he doing?”

He’s currently getting fisted by Keule

How will I finally get near the g-spot?

Maybe with those “scissor-movements”.

Give me the knife, my boy, I’ll handle this

“What are you doing?”

I’m working on my menstruation

And am removing the cock

Being a beautiful woman is a painful job

[Hook: Alligatoah]

[Part 3: Alligatoah]

I see it in your blank composure

You don’t believe me and think this is a foul trick

While my lips are already numb from lipstick

And I’m wearing basically nothing

Now shut your mouth, shh, believe me, these tits are real

Feel free to touch them, but be careful with sharp objects

What’s bothering you, is it the hairs under the Burqa? Or my moustache?

I am the venus of hearts, I only do what women do

Even the adams apple is as big as a bicycle saddle

Am I not pretty enough for you? Do I look fat in this dress?

Or is my fat hanging out of the dress?

When we argue about female topics

It sometimes leads to pub brawls

Sadly, there was wheat beer

Are you discriminating me because I punch people in the face

as a stress-reducer?

It’s my right as a woman!

“Welcome to Little Germany”

[Hook: Alligatoah] (2x)

1. Transvestites are people (mostly men), who enjoy wearing the opposite gender's clothes on a regular basis, while still maintaining their own gender.2. He uses a loose slang term for gay/queer, which is usually used as an insult.3. With 'small pirate' he's talking about his.. yeah.