The Lady Loves Me lyrics

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me, she loves me

The lady loves me and it shows

In spite of the way she turns up her nose

Im her ideal, her heart's desire

Under that ice she’s burning like fire

She'd like to cuddle up to me

She's playing hard to get

The lady loves me

But she doesn't know it yet

The gentleman has savoir-faire

As much as an elephant or a bear

Id like to take him for a spin

Back to the zoo to visit his kin

He's got about as much appeal

As a soggy cigarette

The lady loathes him

But he doesnt know it yet

The ladys got a crush on me

The gentleman’s crazy obviously

The lady’s dying to be kissed

The gentleman needs a psychiatrist

I’d rather kiss a rattlesnake

Or play Russian roulette

The lady loves me

But she doesn't know it yet

She's falling fast, she's on the skids

Both of his heads are flipping their lids

Tonight she'll hold me in her arms

I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs

Will someone tell this Romeo

I'm not his Juliet

The lady loves me

But she doesn't know it yet

She wants me like poison ivy

Needs me like a hole in the head

Everyone can see she's got it bad

He's mad!

The gentleman is an egotist

I'm simply aware, I'm hard to resist

He's one man I could learn to hate

How's about having dinner at eight

I'd rather dine with Frankenstein

In a moonlight tete-a-tete

The lady loves me

But she doesn't know it yet

Oh yes, she loves me

Dig that shrinking violet

Oh, she really loves me

Here's one gal you'll never get

She love, love, loves me

Would you like to make a bet?

I said, the lady loves me

The gentleman's all wet