Teach You How to Sing the Blues lyrics

Come down off your high horse

Who do you think you are?

Just a clown in a one horse town in a broke down second-hand car

Can you still get it up?

Or are we pushing too hard?

If you wanna get your hands on a beautiful girl

You gotta use a MasterCard

There's no excuse for bullshit

So don't try to feed me none

You better shake some action

Bring it on, bring it on

You don't like the way we speak

You don't like it when you lose

You shouldn't be sad, don't get mad

Or we're gonna teach you how to sing the blues

Get on your horse and ride

Where shall we go today?

Let's go to a place I know, where the speedfreaks babble all day

Can you still talk dirty?

Or are you gonna be mean?

If you ever speak to a beautiful girl

She'll laugh you right out of your jeans

There's no reason we should listen

Why do you talk so much?

You better bite your finger

Bring it up, bring it up

You don't like the way we fight

You don't have a fucking clue

You won't be great, but don't be late

Or we're gonna teach you how to sing the blues

There's nothing out here for you

Why would you wait so long?

You better shake your moneymaker

Bring it on, bring it on

You don't like the way we laugh

At you and your retro shoes

Don't be a heel or an imbecile

Or we're gonna teach you how to sing the blues

You ain't gonna be no hero

'Cause you ain't got nothing to lose

So move it out and shut your mouth

Or we're gonna teach you how to sing the blues

Teach you how to sing the blues