Make 'em Laugh lyrics

Though the world is so full of a number things,

I'm sure we should all be as happy as.

But are we?

No. Definitely no! Positively no!

Decidedly no!! Mm mm.

Short people have long faces,

And long people have short faces.

Big people have little humor,

And little people have no humor at all!

And in the words of that immortal bard,

Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead

To the guillotine:

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?

(Ah ha!)

My dad said "Be an actor, my son,

But be a comical one.

They'll be standin' in lines

For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines."

Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite,

And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat.

Just slip on a banana peel;

The world's at your feet.

Make 'em laugh!

Make 'em laugh!

Make 'em laugh!

Make . . .

Make 'em laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh

My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke

But give it plenty of hoke

Make 'em roar

Make 'em scream

Take a fall

But a wall

Split a seam

You start off by pretending

You're a dancer with grace

You wiggle 'till they're

Gigglin' all over the place

And then you get a great big custard pie in the face

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Don't you... all the...want...

My dad...

They'll be standing in lines

For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines .

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Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Don't you know everyone . . .

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ah ha

Make 'em laugh, ha ha!

Make 'em laugh, ha ha!

Make 'em laugh, ha ha ha ha!

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh!