La Parisienne [English translation]

When I arrived at the capital

I would have liked to become a femme fatale

But I don't drink, I don't do drugs

and I didn't have any complex

I'm far too normal, I'm vexed

I'm not a parisian

I'm embarrassed x2

I'm not on the cool wavelength

it's heartbreaking x2

no quirk

I'm annoyed x2

not the slightest mannerism

I'm out of key

I'm not a vegetarian

I'm embarrassed x2

I'm not a karateka

it puts me on the spot

I'm not a cinephile

it's ridiculous x2

I'm not a feminist

I feel that they hold it against me

hold it against me x2

Soon I got to know a group of friends

living together sharing the same bed

since I wasn't drinking, I wasn't doing drugs

and had no complex

I think they were puzzled.

I'm not a nymphomaniac

Put the blame on me x2

I'm not a transvestite

I'm annoyed x2

I'm not a masochist

It happens x2

To fulfill my destiny

I'm going to see the doctor

I'm not a schizo

I'm embarrassed x2

I'm not hysterical

it gets complicated x2

Oh! says the psychoanalyst

how sad x2

I tell him I'm in despair

I don't have any perverse kinks

Perverse kinks x2

But yes, the doctor tells me, while getting dressed

after this first test, there's hope

Although you don't drink, you don't do drugs

and have no complex

You have one obsession: it's sex.

From the time I got on the right wavelength

I'm breaking myself in x2

On the beds of Saint-Germain 1

it's divine x2

I'm part of the elite

things are moving fast x2

And I'm gladly giving myself

While doing yoga

I watch horror movies

I take pride in me x2

Squeezing tight the hand

of the neighbour x2

Knowing I'm an original

I'm progressing fast x2

I'm taking control of my libido

I'm going to cruise on a bike

I'm parisian now

I'm overworking myself x2

And I know about agony

and about blues and about stress

Finally to ecology

I got started x2

and away from the pollution x3

I'll be shearing sheep x3

sheep x3

1. Paris district with many college students