Happiness Is Not A Warm Scalpel lyrics

[Amber:]

I've never been so surgically maimed!

[Rotti:]

Amber, please, it's not that bad.

[Amber:]

I'll be the laughingstock of the stage!

[Rotti:]

Daughter, please, it's not so bad.

[Amber:]

This is your fault!

I asked you to help me!

[Rotti:]

Now, amber, please.

I warned you about this.

Happiness is not a warm scalpel.

[Amber:]

I don't care! it's not fair!

[Rotti:]

Baby, baby, baby, don't do this.

[Amber:]

I will never sing again!

[Rotti:]

I gave you the life I wished I'd had.

[Amber:]

I look like a crime scene, dad.

[Rotti:]

All you ever do is take, take, take. all I ever do is give.

I said nothing when you came to me

Asking, "can I be asian?"

[Amber:]

That surgery was only $90 grand!

[Rotti:]

I did not complain

When you changed your name

From largo to sweet.

[Amber:]

I need a stage name!

[Rotti:]

You are a disgrace!

Your genes are not worthy of mine!