Foliohattukauppias [English translation]

Oh your head is starting to hurt

Do you want to try on a new tinfoil hat

If it would help the pain caused by people lying here

You've had to get used to it before

When you try to find the best answer

Someone says how you'll end up in confirmation bias

Someone calls you crazy

Maybe they're hiding something

Let's investigate the murder of Kennedy for a moment

We need, as our shield

Some greater theory

We just want to, with our sense

Avoid some greater tragedy

Take my hand, jump into the deep end

It's time to get prepared, in case something gets revealed

When a large group sleeps with their eyes closed

And the Big Brother watches

And the wolves worship the moon

What if the earth is flat

What if you feel it all in your soul

What if the lizard people have a task

The tinfoil hat seller is always in your service

Is it the moon that floats in the sky

What about the saucers that swing out there

Or what if they freely mason shut

The wooden tracks on which information travels

If you want to find the truth

There are many dudes there sitting at the same table

There are eyes and triangles

And Disneys wicked witch handing sleeping beauty a rose

We need, as our shield

Some greater theory

We just want to, with our sense

Avoid some greater tragedy

Take my hand, jump into the deep end

It's time to get prepared, in case something gets revealed

When a large group sleeps with their eyes closed

And Big Brother watches

And the wolves worship the moon

What if the earth is flat

What if you feel it all in your soul

What if the lizard people have a task

The tinfoil hat seller is always in your service

What would the world be like if the Mainila shots* wouldn't have been shot?

Or if the protocols of the elders of Zion wouldn't have been opened?

Would there be a different reality in the world now

Or would we anyways have fought wars for an eternity?

Did the Twin towers fall for an oil fell?

Who shot Kennedy in front of the whole world?

Did Estonia* really sink on accident?

Did NASA get the framing award of the year for their deed on the moon?

If we look for the truth do they see us as narcissists?

If something gets revealed, will we be seen as heroes?

What if this world is led by Bilderberg

But as a distraction social media is filled with twerk

Spin, spin butt, as fast as you can so I'll forget

That Ufos will take over the whole fucking world!

We need, as our shield

Some greater theory

We just want to, with our sense

Avoid some greater tragedy

Take my hand, jump into the deep end

It's time to get prepared, in case something gets revealed

When a large group sleeps with their eyes closed

And Big Brother watches

And the wolves worship the moon