The FCC Song

Lois:

The Side-Boob Hour?

Peter that's it. I asked you to stop this, and you didn't listen to me.

I'm sorry, but you left me no other choice. I've called the FCC (Federal Communications Commission)

Peter:

Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC!

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this

Brian:

They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss

Stewie:

And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss

Peter, Brian, & Stewie:

It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation!

Peter:

With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!

Brian:

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups...

Peter:

Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops ♪♪

Stewie:

Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie:

Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin'-

Peter:

With the fellas at the freakin' FCC.

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing

You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling,

Cause you can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst

Brian:

And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced

Stewie:

I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie:

They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic

They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!