Swinging on a Star lyrics

A mule is an animal with long funny ears

He kicks up at anything he hears

(His back is brawny and his brain is weak)

He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

And by the way, if you hate to go to school

(You may grow up to be a mule)

Or would you like to swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And be better off than you are

Or would you rather be a pig? (A pig)

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

His shoes are a terrible disgrace

He's got no manners when he eats his food

He's fat and lazy and extremely rude

But if you don't care a feather or a fig

You may grow up to be a pig

(But we rather swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And we better off than we are)

Or would you rather be a fish? (A fish)

A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook

He can't write his name or read a book

To fool the people is his only thought

And though he's slippery he still gets caught

But then if that sort of life is what you want

(You may grow up to be a fish

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo

Every day you meet quite a few

So you see it's all up to you

You can be better than you are)

You could be swingin' on a star

(You could be swingin' on a star)