Plus rien ne m'étonne [English translation]

Two years ago, I didn't understand much

Now it's worse

Since when has is been necessary to do geeky stuff to become popular?

People post sextapes of their parents for more views

Nobody finds fixed jobs even with an 8 year degree

My pizza deliverer knows how to fix satellites

V-necks, sweaters, shirts and vests are in fashion

Teachers, bank tellers, accountants have become stylish

We tell our life stories to strangers to feel important

I just saw an old woman having a heart attack! (first reaction)

I tweeted it!

It wouldn't shock me if the insults in our thoughts are censored

From your profile and ringtone I know your personality

It's become cliché to see people with cocaine around me

It wouldn't shock me if I found out that my grandparents were used to snort it

Nothing surprises me anymore (no no)

Nothing surprises me anymore

The more I live the more tired I get of this

Normal people, there are plenty of them outside, but I watch them on the TV

You can be a celebrity and work at a grocery store

The more asshole characters there are the more I want to watch

Direct8 replacing Arté doesn't bother me

Kids will be wearing Gucci and Louis-Vuitonnisé

Soon schools will have VIP sections

Our scooters were unrestricted, now so is their sexuality

It wouldn't shock me if Marc Dorcel brought back Walt Disney

Mothers are lifting weights, girls are plastering on makeup

Soon girls will have size 90B boobs

It wouldn't shock me to find a bottle of lube in Kinder Eggs

I want to slap all these Justin Bieber clones

Nothing surprises me anymore (no no)

Nothing surprises me anymore

The more I live the more tired I get of this

People need scholarships to pay for their education

But not ones from the government

If they put trailers on college campuses, it wouldn't surprise me

Close the libraries, we have PS3's

There are cameras everywhere, your 15 minutes of fame don't interest me

You don't know them, you hope that tecktonik returns

You wear Wayfarers again, it's been in style for two weeks

You terrify voters

It wouldn't shock me if Wes Craven presents the news

I'm afraid that my intelligence will decrease

Doctor, my planet is screwed up like someone forgetting to take their pills

I could meet Michael around the corner

Nothing surprise me anymore, I'm more than naive enough to have a point of view

Nothing surprises me anymore (no no)

Nothing surprises me anymore

The more I live the more tired I get of this