Mex exs, Pt. 1 [English translation]

My exes ignore me and despise me

Then they remember and they sleep with me

Come when you want but I'm staying home

I think about dirty things so you're not disappointed

Fondle my dick until I damage your palate

But go slow don't forget I'm still Spider Gonzales

We can see each other, there's no problem

But is it so you can break them or

So that you can empty them

You know I have needs to satisfy

I have average exes who became really cute

And average exes who are still average

Some of them want us to go back together

Some want me tied in a straitjacket

Thankfully I'm not handsome

That would be a lot of girls to ignore

I don't cry when you're going away

I can see that you don't care about me anymore

I know that what's breaking my heart today

Will make me laugh in a few months

It's funny, you were laughing when I was touching your ass

Now when we bump into each other I feel like we never met

You have a boyfriend, it doesn't bother me, I'm not that jealous but

I'm never going out with you guys, no that would be too awkward