Küssen verboten [English translation]

You want to have me

Because you think I'm good-looking

I've got to say

I don't blame you there

You give me gifts

And help me wash the dishes

And I think

That I've got it good with you

But there's a little thing,

That I couldn't stand at all

If your moist lips

Come too close to me

Kissing forbidden, kissing forbidden

Kissing forbidden, strictly forbidden

No one who knows me

Would ever believe

Kissing just isn't allowed with me.

As early as elementary school

I was seven years old

There was this girl named Jule

She was totally in love with me

I would go home

And she would be following me

And during recess

She wanted even more

She thought that she

Could buy me1 with cheese breads

And then her moist lips

Came close to me

And last night in a dream

Tobias came through the door

I saw big moist lips

And I could only scream

1. i.e. "could buy my affection"