Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters lyrics

[The Ghostbusters]

Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches

Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?

If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do

Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you!

Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done!

Spitting out the lyrics like: "We got one!"

Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty!

Try to beat us in a battle?

Man, you gotta be kidding me!

The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky!

I collect spores.

Tell him 'bout the Twinkie.

Like your show, it's all fluff and filler.

I'll kick your hiney, man. I'm a savage killer.

[The Mythbusters]

Wow, your raps are just too wack to handle!

Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel.

Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process

And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis

Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back

It's a fact: positrons don't react like that

You built a laser grid with no safety switch

And Walter Peck was right: that's some shady shit

Good thing you work in a firehouse

'cause you just got burned

You are poor scientists, and that's confirmed.

[The Ghostbusters]

That's enough from the walrus and dickless the clown.

Let's show these myth bitches how we do it downtown!

Grab your stick, hold'n, heat 'em up, smoking!

High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion

We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams

Pumping out blockbusters

While you work behind the scenes

It's a rap test, dummy, and you're both getting crashed!

We came, we saw, we kicked your ass!

[The Mythbusters]

Ghosts aren't real

But it should be said

It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead

(Hey!) Things are getting scary when Tory, Grant and Kari

Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry!

We reject your flows and substitute our own!

Uuuh…

Why'd you stop?

I couldn't think of a rhyme

Well, just say the first thing that pops into your mind

[The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man]

Yo, raise up, it's Stay Puft, I stay fluff!

Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up!

I smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter, I don't play!

Show these dweebs how to rock a beret!

I live so large, you can't harsh my mellow

Just one step took me out the ghetto

You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows

'Cause Big Puft just turned all you bitches to toast!