Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny lyrics

Easter Bunny:

How you gonna battle? I invented hip-hopping!

My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping!

The Easter Bunny, baby. I deserve to be arrogant!

You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!

Ooh, what you gonna do?

You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!

The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China!

Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!

Genghis Khan:

Ha, ha, ha, come on!

Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Khan!

Silly rabbit, you'll need more than luck!

You've got two giant ears but can't hear that you suck!

I drive a Mongol horde; your army is weak!

What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?

I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat,

Then butcher your family, and make a new coat!

Easter Bunny:

Take it easy, baby. No need for this meanness.

We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!

I give people candy. You just like to pillage.

Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your village?

Genghis Khan:

From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land!

Now my DNA's in dudes from New York to Japan!

Ha! Easter my ass, you're not in the Bible!

You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial!