Bad Chick [English translation]

[Intro]

I say yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the most beautiful woman in the world

and no, it's okay if you order that also

You should have it, if you like this house

I don't trust myself to say it, I'm scared

Because my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad

[Verse 1]

Ey no mater what time, I am always too late

The guy on the couch who is always sleeping

Always yawing, always missing

Ey boys, I'm sorry, it was time to mention it

I visited this woman last month

We had a bite to eat, had a rendezvous

Anyway she is now my girlfriend

And always, if I crash by her I can't sleep a bit

But not because of sex, I'm scared (of her)

Because she forces me and says you're coming with me (to me)

And then she tells of some clique

and that I no longer get out because everyone would be informed

She says, let's be a couple

I would like to run, but she imprisons me

And I would be her Ken in the fairy tale

Please, please fall asleep today as a first

Shit, everything revolves only around you

Angelina, Brad Pitt, Boys, believe me, I'm scared

[Hook]

Because my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad

My chick is so bad

[Verse 2]

She is so bad, ey, she steals my tank (of gas)

Doesn't want me to go, robs my bank

Sets my alarm always three hours later

Ey, you have to believe me, this shit here is true

She has my cell phone and doesn't give it back

No, don't call because it is locked

And she also auctioned off the Mac

I think that's why you can't contact me

And I missed my flight

But meanwhile I now stand with more than a foot in jail

And recently I hang out alone in her pad

The cops come through the door and say "We're searching for something"

I say "super cool, I am imprisoned here

I believe her name is Janine and I don't know more

And everything found here doesn't belong to me"

Unfortunately, the authority didn't believe me

Shit, 30 kilos of narcotics, although I didn't smoke once

Boys, believe me, I'm scared

[Hook]

[Telephone Conversation]

"Yeah?"

- "Uhm, are you still sleeping?"

"Me, or what now?"

- "Oh man, you must be kidding dude, that's really sick, you are always too late."

"Now hold on a sec ey, you won't believe me now, but, last night was super sweet. You know her... agh no, you don't know her, but whatever, anyway..."

- "Ey, always dumb excuses, any girl, you always think of such nonsense"

"But ey now wait a second, she really exists, ey why would I make her up?"

- "First the dog escaped, then you missed the bus..."

"Yeah, I know, the story was made up, but THIS STORY is really true man!"

- "Every normal person can be punctual."

"Yeah, but ey, if you simply adjust my alarm clock man!"

- "Ey in all honesty..."

" I can't help it if she is simply shifting my alarm from 9... to 10... or 11"

- "Please, finally grow up."