Hedorah Got Achmed lyrics

Just when it was thought safe

So they say it came to visit

Morphing in stages at whim

An adversary to all mankind

From pollution's deadly brew

In its wake it brought destruction

And brought silence to Achmed

A festering pile of bone and rags

Silenced hostility in a moment

Walter could still not save him

What of Japan plagued so

A place where urban renewal

Is the milieu of monsters

The restribution well earned

For the fouling of industry

The monsters so malevolent

They are all misunderstood

Empathizing with their calamity

Wreaking havoc indicriminately

Ensuring work in reconstruction

This hate-love affair with some

Maligned, they yet gain adoration

In a world of savage-first men

The reaction to all unknown

To unknowns feared first, last

The clean up costs, horrendous

In the aftermath of combat

Man-made and natural landmarks

Damaged by degrees tumbling

And carcasses left about to rot

So a quandary is left to all

Such titans have bequeathed

Atomic awarenness mutating

And pollution's spectral genesis

That even a child can understand

Hedorah maligns Japan in flicks

And Achmed a terrorist dummy reviled

Haunts and hates America defiled

Global terrors easily regiled

Concluded here, just for kicks