Amicalement vôtre [English translation]

Keep your hands to yourself!

My body has a thousand charming spots

That are only meant for my boyfriend

I am monogamous for love

Oh oh oh la!

But this dude needs a straitjacket

He's pouncing on me like a kamikaze

Diving straight for the enemy

Low-blow

Down there in the family jewels

Beaten up and exhausted mid-combat

I'll send you back to your granny

My lover is the big Sammy

They call him the kid from Miami

This swing

In fact, he's the one who did it to you

Chorus:

Platonic friend, friend

Friend, friend, friend, friend

Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend

I'm platonically yours

Platonic friend, friend

Friend, friend, friend

Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend

I'm platonically yours

My guy

Don't cry, it's nothing personal

We've already played around like cartoon characters

We'll just remain good friends

Keep your hands to yourself!

My body has a thousand charming spots

That are only meant for my boyfriend

I am monogamous for love

Oh oh oh la!

But this dude needs a straitjacket

He's pouncing on me like a kamikaze

Diving straight for the enemy

[Chorus]

Keep your hands to yourself!