Will Rogers lyrics

Will Rogers once said, "I never met a man I didn't like."

He was a great man and wit, sharp as a pike

But Will never met the ones I know at present

Who could be considered less than pleasant

Surely he would laugh at my theoretical vow

If he saw then what I see right now

For sheep stand silently content amid the grass

And mules bray noisily, mindlessly, such is an ass