United Abominations lyrics

Within striking distance from Ground Zero

Sits a smoldering international cauldron

The United Abominations as it were

Born to prevent wars, it froze in the face of disaster

And stood silent while terrorization took hostage of the world

In a mire of hypocrisy

The U.N. ignores sex crimes by its own blue helmets

And enables terrorism, so in the end it's failed

And the U.N. is where our so-called friends

Get to stab us in the back

And we pay 22% of their tab to host our enemies here at home

Ambassadors from countries, otherwise known as a catastrophe

Enjoy diplomatic immunity living in Manhattan

While their children are turned into prostitutes

It's a complete and utter disgrace, a blot on the face of humanity

And they get away with it

Poverty in their kitchens

Held hostage by oil-for-food

Yet their own plates are full off the fat of their lands

There's no blood on their hands, right Kojo?

They promised to tell the truth

Without leaving a fingerprint

They will lose the U.N. one way or another

The victim, I fear will be us, sisters and brothers

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more un

Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone

Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun

The threat is real, the Locust King has come

Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done

It's payback time at the United Abominations

A grave and gathering danger

The decision to attack based on secret intelligence

It'll take years, I fear, to undo the failings in Iraq, (Iran and Korea)

You may bury the bodies

But you can't bury the crimes

Only fools stand up and really lay down their arms

No, not me, not when death lasts forever

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more un

Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone

Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun

The threat is real, the Locust King has come

Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done

It's payback time at the United Abominations

"The U.N. writes resolution after resolution

and has become irrelevant through inaction and totalitarian paralysis,"

"Order, Order!!!"

"Ha! There is no such thing as order"

"Larry, it's true, reports confirm today that

the United Nations has officially closed its doors forever,"

"Well, I just don't see what all the fuss is,

because they don't do anything anyway, do they?"

The U.N. is right; you can't be any more un

Than you are right now, the U.N. is undone

Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun

The threat is real, the Locust King has come

Don't tell me the truth; I don't like what they've done

It's payback time at the United Abominations

NATO invaded Yugoslavia to end ethnic cleansing

There was no U.N

The U.S. invaded Afghanistan after 9/11

There was no U.N

Saddam Hussein violated 17 U.N. resolutions

The U.N. was asked to join the War in Iraq. The U.S. invaded

There was no U.N

Libya bombed a discotheque in Berlin killing Americans

There was no U.N

Iran funds Hamas and attacked the U.S. in the seventies

There was no stinking U.N

Facing War without end, looking into the future

There was no more U.N