Тётя доктор [Tyotya doktor] [English translation]

On Monday, after the tea, having lost workability

I call emergency, sorry for the detail

Inside my stomach everything as in the 19051 year, barricades, the stomp of horses

My forces at the edge, but at once, the "aunt"2 doctor is coming in.

The "aunt"- doctor, the "aunt"- doctor, help me, the

"aunt"- doctor

The "aunt"- doctor, the"aunt"- doctor, white angel, the "aunt"- doctor!

I'm, myself, whiter than chalk, I'm perishing near 3.5 inches from happiness

What did you eat? I ate ravioli and fish canned food

She tries to find my pulse but she doesn't. I'm in the sweat, I'm wet all.

My forces at the edge, I love you, the aunt doctor!

The aunt doctor, the aunt doctor, I love you, the aunt doctor

The aunt doctor, the aunt doctor, white angel, the "aunt"- doctor!

She's whispering to me:" Take off your jeans, it will be lighter to your organism"

And the angel makes me an enema by her women's tender hand

And then, she was seating long, long near my headboard

The stomach pain has been healed by the love of the "aunt"- doctor

Now I purchase groceries in farmer market, I have neither a runny nose nor a sneeze

I got a big muzzle as a pig has, my wife is a doctor

The angel became in a damned wench, ah, why didn't I die thereat?

Where is the fish canned food? Where are ravioli, the "aunt"- doctor?

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_(1905)2. a humoristic appeal to the unknown woman in Russian subculture society