Песня расстроенного человека [Pesnya rasstroennovo cheloveka] [English translation]

Oligarchs in Courchevel [1] keep demeaning our old Komsomol [2] songs,

As pro-Kremlin whores keep masturbating on "Das Kapital".[3]

Duma [4] liberals, wet-ass opposition are at last all together,

There's a chance to send them all to float on the free astral plane.

Yet, instead of us burning at stake for corrupted democracy,

It is simpler to call back the past and bring up mad old flag.

It's our Soviet Motherland, Stalin's ideas I cherish,

And don't sing me these songs that there had been some ghastly GULAG.[5]

Communism: it is good!

Communism: it is good!

Stalinism: it is good!

Totalitarianism: it is good!

You have told me: Good-bye, you keep laughing at my pitiful paycheck,

When you're screwed by our neighbor: PM [6], deadbeat father and thief.

Not to worry, I'll put Lenin's volume in bed right next to me,

I will kiss my beloved AKM [7] and will cherish the bolt.[8]

I will finish her off soon, along with the businessman neighbor,

They'll regret all my tears and then I will relish the fun.

Communism's only good if it's something delish like a dinner,

With the proud sacrifice we will feed up the Soviet reign.

The grim brotherhood's better than bitter full-blown copulation,

Let them all fear us: Western trash, pedophiles, the bourgeois!

In united progression we'll meld into one with our Master,[9]

On the skins of the nations we'll leave our deep bloody tracks.

Communism: it is good!

Communism: it is good!

Darwinism: it is good!

Imperialism: it is good!

Totalitarianism: it is good!

Capitalism: it is good!

Collectivism: it is good!

Globalism: it is good!

Rheumatism: it is good!

Opportunism: it is good!

Surrealism: it is good!

Pluralism: it is good!

Anachronism: it is good!

Conformism: it is good!

Meteorism: it is good!

Socialism: it is good!