Misheard - O For Tuna [parody] lyrics

Oh...for tuna

Bring more tuna

Served with a big monkey, please...

Some men like cheese

Hot tempered cheese

Green chalk can taste like tea leaves

You bought new, right?

Yes two blue, right?

You don't get cheese, or chicken

Play chess all day

Hold tests all day

He sold me good hot....chill them

Saucy hot peas

Get me hot - please

Roped up to a boy who believes

Sucks juice from goose

Fun, have some please?

Cement pizza? So new who believes

Open bra top

Get him locked up

Leaky area militaries

Look there - you two

Hot soup for you

And wrote two dictionaries

Who saw cookies?

Windmill cookies

They gave her gonorrhea

This octopus

Let's get him first

Send him to North Korea

A paper cup

This paper cut

Potato soup and chicken

Go take the trip so

Let's make Cool Whip

Make room for ahh, yes more monkey please

O Fortuna,

velut luna

statu variabilis,

semper crescis

aut decrescis;

vita detestabilis

nunc obdurat

et tunc curat

ludo mentis aciem,

egestatem,

potestatem

dissolvit ut glaciem.

Sors immanis

et inanis,

rota tu volubilis,

status malus,

vana salus

semper dissolubilis,

obumbrata

et velata

michi quoque niteris;

nunc per ludum

dorsum nudum

fero tui sceleris.

Sors salutis

et virtutis

michi nunc contraria,

est affectus

et defectus

semper in angaria.

Hac in hora

sine mora

corde pulsum tangite;

quod per sortem

sternit fortem,

mecum omnes plangite!