Life ain't no fairytale I have heard
And there are no happy ever afters
Just one giant slide--to the bottom
And it's too far to walk back up
So might as well make the most of it
'Cause you've only got one ticket
And this ride has already begun
Best to be happy with what you have
When all is said and done
And the music stops at last
It will be time to go home
And so then to dim the lights
Life ain't no fairytale I have heard
And there are no happy ever afters
Just one giant slide--to the bottom
And it's just too far to walk back up