גברת טיקטוק [Gveret TikTok] [English translation]

I don't wanna be your friend

I wanna be like your weed

Upon your lips every day, all day long

While you upload your funny videos

I start a conversation and you're not in on it

For some reason, you don't give a damn about me

Do you know how many years it's been since somebody did?

How many girls were ready to have... some peppermint tea

I don't wanna be your friend

More like your boyfriend and lover

I don't get it... what do you mean you don't want me?

What... 'cause you're like, a celebrity?

How come our relationship is still platonic

You make me Laugh Out Loud, O Ashkelonian beauty

You made my self-esteem drop lower than my socks

And there's no reason to act all humble, or God-fearing, yeah

For some reason, you don't give a damn about me

On the love-scale, you only like me

That... come on, there's nothing more insulting than that

You're the hottest chick in the country, and you don't give a damn about me

Oh, how you twist me around

You twist me around

Yeah, how you twist me around

You twist me around

You're into hot models with swag

Shirtless with abs on Instagram, being top style

You're going out to your parties with your Story and soda

You're not in any way impressed that I sold-out

Man, I didn't like that, yeah...

Come on... it's not like I fell in love with you, right?

Lady, I can't remember what it means to fall in love

And I can't remember what it's like to be excited by somebody

I wanna settle down but I'm scared of commitment

I'm scared to open up my heart

I wanna be a hero like Jon Snow, holding a burning sword

And I'm scared that my wife would find me weak or useless

I'm not aloof, I'm sensitive, and a sweaty crazy person

I emphasize being approachable, I hate being vulnerable

I'm merely an extra in your story, that's how it is now

I'm no hero, I'm a victim now

Move in with me, I'll make you a great home

We'll go out to the beach, eat some hummus, sleep in at dusk

I'm willing to follow you blindly

But half of me loves you so much it's sick of you

And yet you still don't give a damn about me

I don't want no other women

I feel pressure in my ears, and dirty films in my mind

And for some reason, you don't give a damn about me

Oh, how you twist me around

You twist me around

Yeah, how you twist me around

You twist me around

Miss TikTok, a genius wrapped in shallow layers

Insane emotional intelligence won't bring you any views

No Likes, no campaigns, surely no sponsors

You have no choice, doing side gigs, crazy commercials

You're a top comedian, surrounded by temporary stars

It's fucked up, you were definitely made for greatness

I just think about you, and squirt my whole life out

Once again I fell into threesome porn

I'll buy tefillin if I have to, I'll buy kippahs, tzitzit

I'll come with no delays, I'll leave consistent footprints for you

I'm 33-years-old, I know I shouldn't build up expectations

I'm living my loneliness, like Bilbo Baggins...

With the tea and the books that I don't read

While waiting for a miracle that never happens

On the other hand, I paved this road

My ego wrote this song, you don't give a damn about me

Oh, how you twist me around

You twist me around

Yeah, how you twist me around

You twist me around, your little finger

You twist me around