Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
(keyboard music starts playing)
Greg: Well, he's big with lots of fur
He's got a great big bark that you might have heard (ruff)
Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog!
(Wags: Ruff, ruff.)
He wags his tail, he kicks his legs
Yes, he loves that bacon and he loves those eggs (ruff)
Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog...
Wags: Ruff, ruff!
Why don't you scratch a bit, oh Wags?
Wags: (scratching)
Bark a bit, oh Wags
Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Dance around, Wags, like we know that you can do...
Wags: Ruff, ruff!
He loves to dig, he loves to run
He sometimes sleeps in the midday sun
Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog!
Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff ruff, ruff ruff!
Greg: Hey everybody, how about a big clap for Wags the Dancing Dog? *applause*
Wags: (barking)
Greg: Oh, that's great dancing there, Wags! Cool!
Why don't you scratch a bit, oh Wags?
Wags: (scratching)
Bark a bit, oh Wags
Wags: Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
Dance around Wags, like we know that you can do. Oh, yeah!
Well, he's big with lots of fur
He's got a great big bark that you might have heard
Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags
Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags
Hey everybody, wave to Wags, wave to Wags the Dog...
Wags: Ruff, ruff!