The Daily Mail lyrics

The Moonies are up on the mountain

The lunatics have taken over the asylum

Waiting on the rapture

Singing, ‘We’re here

To keep your prices down

Feed you to the hounds

To the Daily Mail.’

Together, together

You made a pig’s ear

You made a rude mistake

Paid off security

And got through the gate

You got away with it

But we lie in wait

Hey hey, hey hey hey hey

Hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey

Where’s the truth, what's the use

In hanging around, lost and found

With your head in the sand

Fat chance, no plan

No regard for human life

Keep trying, you’ve no right

Fast and loose, win or lose

Jumped the queue, go back again

President for life

Lord of all that flies in the sky

The beasts of the earth, the fish in the sea

You’ve lost command

Hey hey, hey hey hey

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