Old Siam, Sir lyrics

In a village in

Old Siam Sir

Lived a lady

Who lost her way

In an effort

To find a man, sir

She found herself

In the old U.K.

She waited round

In Walthamstow

She scouted round

In Scarborough

In a village

In old East Ham sir

She met a fellow

Who made her reel

Took her rushes

To show his mam Sir

Met his dad

At the wedding meal

In a letter from

Old Siam Sir

Came a terrible

Tale of woe

She decided

The only answer

Was to get up

A pile of dough

She waited round

In Walthamstow

She scouted round

In Scarborough

When a relative

Told her man sir

He directed her

Not to stay

In a village in

Old Siam Sir

Lives a lady

Who lost her way

In a village in

Old Siam Sir

Lived a lady

Who lost her way

In an effort to

Find her man sir

She found herself in

The old U.K.

She waited round

In Walthamstow

She scouted round

In Scarborough

In a village in

Old Siam Sir

Lived a lady

Who lost her way

In an effort to

Find her man sir

She found herself in

The old U.K.

Walthamstow

Scarborough