Live While We're Young Parody [Italian translation]

Last night we had an orgy (we had an orgy)

And there were no women allowed

We all woke up together (woke up together)

My butt is kind of hurting now (ow, ow, ow)

Hey, do you like my new hairdo?

Oh my gosh, it's really cute

I did my nails too

Cool!

Do any of you want to scram?

Oh, God, no honey, we're cool

We like dudes!

All these ladies, ladies, ladies,

But we don't want none

We'd rather jump on each other

And slap our buns

Oh, no, those hot girls want our nuts

We'd better run

Hey, look, it's Simon

Who's up for a tongue?

We don't know what we're doin'

Or what we're saying'

'Cause we don't write our own music

We do what Simon tells us

Or else he belts us

You are my five sexy puppets

Oh, no, we can't even really sing

We use this computer thing

It's autotune*

We have no control over anything that we do

We signed our lives away

And now we're mindless fools

Hey, guys, let's all get married in that kiddie pool

Yeah, that sounds real sweet

I will be the priest

I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband

You may rub your nipples

Hey, boys, now that we

Are all officially married

Tonight

We don't have to wear rubbers

Now, let's all take off our shirts

We're half naked, naked, naked

And it's so much fun

After we splash around we're gonna all make love

Hey, Guys, what's up with Zane?

He looks completely stunned

What's wrong with you, hon?

I drank too much cum