La Parisienne [English translation]

When I arrived at the capital

I'd love to become a femme fatale

But I didn't drink, I didn't use drug

And I didn't have any complexity

I was too normal, it upsets me

I'm not Parisian

It annoys me (x2)

I'm not in the wind

It's pathetic (x2)

Nothing strange

It bores me (x2)

Not a tiniest affection

I'm not in the tone

I'm not a vegetarian

It annoys me (x2)

I'm not Karateka

It embarrasses me

I'm not cinephile

It's stupid (x2)

I'm not MLF*

I feel I'm in grief

I'm in grief (x2)

Soon I met a group of friends

Living in community in the same bed

As I didn't drink, I didn't use drug

And didn't have any complexity

I think they were perplex by that

I'm not nymphomaniac

They blame me (x2)

I'm not crossdressing

It bores me (x2)

I'm not masochist

It exists (x2)

To achieve my destiny

I'm going to see a doctor

I'm not schizophrenic

It annoys me (x2)

I'm not hysteric

It complicates (x2)

Oh! says the psychoanalyst

How sad (x2)

I tell him I'm desperate

I don't have pervert taste

Pervert taste

But yes, says the doctor while dressing

After this first try it's encouraging

If I don't drink, you're not drugging

And don't have any complexity

You've an obsession, the sex

Since I'm fashion

I'm running in (x2)

In the beds of Saint-German

It's sublime (x2)

I'm one of the elites

It goes fast (x2)

And I'm joyful

All when doing yoga

I see the scary films

I'm bragging (x2)

Holding tightly the hand

Of the neighbor (x2)

Knowing me orignal

I flee (x2)

I assume my libido

I'm going to drug on the bicycle

Now I'm a Parisian

I'm overloading (x2)

And I know the distress

The nightmares and the stress

Finally, to the ecology

I initiate (x2)

At far from the pollution (x3)

I'm going to mow the sheep (x3)

The sheep (x3)