Das schöne Mädchen von Seite 1 [English translation]

The pretty front page girl

She's the one I want, nobody else

Off the mail-order catalogue

I'd like to have the front page girl

I don't want this, don't want that

Don't want no watch, no theatre binoculars

Oh, don't send me any drapes

Nor sewing machines

Nor carpet slippers

What use is all that to me? Oh yeah

The pretty front page girl

She's the one I want, nobody else

Off the mail-order catalogue

I'd like to have the front page girl

Oh, she's so sweet, she's so perky

So send her to me via express delivery

The one on the front page

Send her to me today please

And don't send her, no, no, no

Don't send her anywhere else! Oh yeah

The pretty front page girl

She's the one I want, nobody else

Off the mail-order catalogue

I'd like to have the front page girl

Yeah, the pretty front page girl

She's the one I want, nobody else

Off the mail-order catalogue

I'd like to have the front page girl

The pretty front page girl

She's the one I want, nobody else

The girl in the jumper with the red roses

She's the one I want, nobody else

The pretty front page girl

Oh yeah