Corona Song [English translation]

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

Straight out of China, one day you showed up

Get your ass back there, so they can confine you

In that country, where they eat dogs

Bats and pangolins

Me behind my lousy tv

Between BFM and LCI

I'm always running into Arlette Chabot

Or the poor Roselyne Bachelot

I can't do this any longer, being stuck at home

I want to see the world, how's it going?

I want to catch a breath of fresh air

I want to go meet up with nature

[Refrain]

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

The worst still, is that these scumbags

Have closed down all my bars

I can't drink my water as I chill out

With my buddies, it's hopeless

Not even a small restaurant

Closed down in the name of lockdown

Joining the queue with these jerks

For a miserable MacDonald's menu

The checkout assistants at Intermarché

Have had it, and I feel their pain

They're masked all day long

As for their salary, tell me about it

[Refrain]

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

Mad virus

Coronavirus

Honestly, this noble Doctor Raoult

Painted black by jealous colleagues

By the bigwigs and hotshots

Who're not afraid to waste money

Tell you what, Douste-Blazy, sir

Don't always spew garbage

This world is full of rascals

Who see evil almost everywhere

But I don't care, I'm immune

I've got antibodies in abundance

But I've also got anti-idiots

It must be said that in France, there are loads of them

[Refrain]

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

Fortunately, in these dangerous times

You have spared kids

You haven't laid a finger on children

The little innocent beings

Managed to stay out of school, a little

To experience some merry moments

Without cronies, without pals

Just their Nintendo consoles

Be gone already, stupid virus

Kill our American friends

Oh shit, they've got another disease

Donald Trump, and his stupidity

[Refrain]

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

Shitty virus

Coronavirus

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus

Shitty virus

Coronavirus

Such a dumb virus