Amor e Sexo [English translation]

Love is a book

Sex is sport

Sex is choice

Love is luck

Love is thought

Theorem

Love is soap opera

Sex is movies

Sex is imagination

Fantasy

Love is prose

Sex is poetry

Love makes us

Pathetic

Sex is a jungle

Of epileptic

Love is Christian

Sex is pagan

Love is landlordism

Sex is trespassing

Love is divine

Sex is animal

Love is bossa nova

Sex is mardi gras

Oh! Oh! Ooh!

Love is forever

So is sex

Sex of the good kind1

Love is kind

Love without sex

Is friendship

Sex without love

Is desire

Love is one

Sex is two

Sex before

Love after

Sex comes from others,

And go away

Love comes from us,

And it lasts

Love is christian

Sex is pagan

Love is landlordism

Sex is trespassing

Love is divine

Sex is animal

Love is bossa nova

Sex is mardi gras

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Love is this,

Sex is that

And yada yada

And so and so

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Oh, love!

Hm! Sex!

1. I chose to translated this sentence in a pretty awkward style to keep the punny relationship between this verse and the next one, since in the original the words "bom" and "bem" actually have slightly different meanings, although they would both be translated as "good" or "well". Here I replaced them with "kind". When we say that something is "do bom" we mean it's good quality, it has fine features; hence, "sex of the good kind".