אם היה לי לב זהב [Im Haya Li Lev Zahav] [English translation]

If I had a big nose

I would be a spying man.

If I had a mouth in my hand -

A "sleeve talker"

If I had hair

right down to the floor.

I wouldn't make an effort

to clean the apartment.

If I had a pair of eyes

on my collar, then

the tears I would

wipe with my tongue

If I had a golden heart

14 Carat

then I would be a great man

but I would die immediately

If I had a gizzard

under my watch,

I would be pretty glad/satisfied*

In this I am the first

If I had a bit of oversight/supervision

over my thoughts, so

I wouldn't talk

so much nonsense