Let's Call the Whole Thing Off lyrics

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

'Cause you like, this and the other

While I go for, this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh I don't know where I'm at

It's plain to see we two will never make one

Something must be done

You say either, and I say aither

You say neither, and I say naither

Either, aither, neither, naither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato, and I like potahto

You like tomato, and I like tomahto

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto.

Oh, let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part

And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart

So if you like pyjamas, and I like pajamas,

I'll wear pyjamas, and give up pajamas

For we, know we, need each other so we

Better call the calling off, off

Let's call the whole thing off

You say laughter, and I say lahfter

You say after, and I say ahfter

Laughter, lahfter, after, ahfter

Let's call the whole thing off

You like Havana, and I like Havahnah

You eat banana, and I eat banahnah

Havana, Havahnah, banana, banahnah

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing of then we must part

And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart

So if you like oysters, and I like ersters

I'll take oysters, and give up ersters

For we, know we, need each other so we

Better call the calling off, off

Let's call the whole thing off