The Vanquishing Of The Three-Headed Sea Witch

[Prince Charming]

What have I been up to?

You rightly may wonder

What crazy mad adventure

Did I run to like thunder?

I'd heard there'd been trouble

A three-headed sea witch

Was sinking all the passing ships

That barbarous she-witch

So, I saddled up my pure white

Stallion

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Stallion

[Prince Charming]

I could see the universe was calling me to cut her down to size

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Size!

Size!

[Prince Charming]

All alone but strong as a battalion

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Battalion

[Prince Charming]

I set out for daring do

And wearing blue to match my sparkling eyes

Tell me, should I tell you more?

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Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that

You still adore

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Adorе!

[Prince Charming]

Was I worth the waiting for?

[Congregation]

Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Do you love mе?

Did you miss me?

[Congregation]

Yes, we love you

Yes, we miss you

[Prince Charming]

Do you love me?

Did you miss me?

If I could, I'd gladly kiss you

I knew once I'd found her

I'd quickly subdue her

A shark of my acquaintance said

He'd lead me right to her

Trusting him, I leapt upon him

Bareback

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Bareback!

[Prince Charming]

We went racing 'cross the seas and

Hurtling toward her underwater cave

As the freezing breezes blew my hair back

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Hair back!

[Prince Charming]

I, in just a loincloth

Cut a dashing figure, radiant and brave

Tell me, should I tell you more?

[Congregation]

Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that

You still adore

[Congregation]

Adore!

[Prince Charming]

Was I worth the waiting for?

[Congregation]

Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Do you love me?

Did you miss me?

[Congregation]

Yes, we love you

Yes, we miss you

[Prince Charming]

Do you love me?

Did you miss me?

If I could, I'd gladly kiss you

I swam into the cursed cave

The tide was high, the danger grave

There was not one sound, it was dark and weird

Then the wily witch appeared

Built like a squid of massive size

She had three heads, six beady eyes

Staring straight at me, she said to my surprise

"Shall we see who lives and dies?"

I slashed one head to show who's boss

The other two were rather cross

Then her scaly tail knocked me in the drink

Senseless, I began to sink

I heard a sweet angelic sound

Was I deceased? I thought I'd drowned

But a hundred young mermaids stopped to stare

And admire my legs and hair

They gave me air, they saved my life

They gave me back my hunting knife

Back up in the cave I knew what to do

But the sea witch was not through

She caught me in her tentacles and knew she

Had got me where she wanted me and

Any chance to shake her grip was gone

When I was done, five hundred pounds of sushi

Was there for me to share with all

The mermaids who had come to cheer me on

Tell me that you're glad I'm back

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Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Promise that behind my back you weren't talking smack

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Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Was I worth the waiting for?

[Congregation]

Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Do you love me?

Did you miss me?

[Congregation]

Yes, we love you

Yes, we miss you

[Prince Charming]

Do you love me?

Did you miss me?

If I could, I'd gladly kiss you

Tell me, should I tell you more?

[Congregation]

More!

[Prince Charming

Tell me I'm the dazzling prince that you still adore

[Congregation]

Adore!

[Prince Charming]

Was I worth the waiting for?

[Congregation]

Yes!

[Prince Charming]

Do you love me?

Did you miss me?

[Congregation]

Yes, we love you

Yes, we miss you

[Prince Charming]

Do you love me?

Did you miss me?

If I could, I'd gladly kiss you, yeah