Talking Cow lyrics

Lachy and Emma: A cow that talks, have you ever heard?

Anything that is so absurd

You know how cows eat grass and moo?

Well, here's a cow that can talk to you

Hello Talking Cow, have you something to say?

Simon: (as Talking Cow)

Something to say, have you got all day?

I love to talk, talking's my thing.

I love to talk about anything.

Did you know that this is so

It's impossible to lick your own elbow?

Butterflies taste with their feet (moo)

And mosquitoes have a mouth full of teeth.

And in space, you can't burp or cry (moo)

Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?

All polar bears are left-handed (moo)

And the shrimp's heart is in its head.

Lachy and Emma: Well, this cow was right

He could talk all day

This cow has so many things to say

He talked and talked, then talked some more

From the pyramids to Newton's Law

Simon: (as Talking Cow)

The elephant's the only animal with 4 knees (moo)

Camel's milk won't curdle, there's no camel cheese

A goldfish has a short memory (moo)

About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2. (moo)

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain (moo)

Bats always turn left when leaving a cave.

Your ears and nose will never stop to grow (moo)

A snail can sleep for 3 years in a row.

Lachy and Emma: So many things that I didn't know

Thank you Talking Cow, but it's time to go

Simon: (as Talking Cow) Time to go? But there's more, you see

'Cuz there's the history of the world parts 1, 2, 3.

Lachy and Emma: The cow kept talking all through the night

He kept on talking till the stars were bright

He didn't stop when he gave a moo

Moo!

Simon: (as Talking Cow)

In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast. (Moo!) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. (Moo) The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog. (Moo!) A sneeze can travel out of your mouth for over 100 miles per hour. (Moo!) Giraffes have no vocal cords. (Moo!) Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue. (Moo!) Dolphins sleep with one eye open. The average person laughs 15 times a day.

Moo!