You can hear the music in the night
No one loves you like I do
Blankets have opened their eyes
It's merry in our bed
Who's knocking on our door in the middle of the night
That's your mother disturbing us
I'll poke your mother's eyes out
Let the good Lord take care of her
(Chorus x2)
Honey, honey*
You need a hero
Honey, honey
You need a hero
(I am your hick)
You can hear the music in the night
No one loves you like I do
I'll send you my tears tonight
This jerk used to love you
I was the first one to kiss you
I was the one who taught you everything
May straight A's students kiss you now
And underdogs lose you
(Chorus x4)