Matematica imposibila [English translation]

I’m a triangle, I am not rectangular , nor equilateral,

I’m just an ordinary triangle, a common triangle and

Chorus:

Our love is impossible mathematics,

Our love is an incompatible equation

No solution

Through any method,

In no way

Because you are a sphere.

I’m a triangle with three visible corners

Many other invisible corners

I’m a triangle, the temptations are clear, irresistible,

My fantasy is to put my arms around your perfect porcelain form

And I try every day, but I can’t or I don’t know how to rise up from the plane.

Chorus:

Our love is impossible mathematics,

Our love is an incompatible equation

No solution

Through any method,

In no way

Because you are a sphere.

Oh, yes, this is how it's been ever since the Egyptians and the Greeks discovered it,

No matter how it would be, you are 360,

I, no matter how much I pull myself together*, am just 180.

Chorus:

Our love is impossible mathematics,

Our love is an incompatible equation

It’s a chimera,

It’s a sphere.