Koivuniemen Herra [English translation]

Oh, oh, oh you poor boy

What should we do when everything brings you down

You have everything

But get joy out of nothing

Oh, oh, oh you poor little thing

What can possibly be so hard

When you don't have to do anything

Don't have to do anything if you don't feel like it

What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you

You don't even know how easy

you've got it

What's wrong with you, what's wrong with you

You spoiled brat

You should get a good spanking

from Mr. Birch Rod

Oh, oh, oh little princess me

There's a couple of peas under my mattress

So I decided to bother

everyone with my problems

You don't care who you hurt today

what counts is you got what you wanted

But when will you learn

that not everything revolves around you?

What's wrong with you?