Kim

[Intro: Eminem + (Eminem imitating Kim)]

Aww, look at daddy's baby girl

That's daddy's baby, little sleepy head

Yesterday I changed your diaper

Wiped you and powdered you

How did you get so big?

Can't believe it, now you're two

Baby, you're so precious

Daddy's so proud of you

Sit down, bitch! You move again

I'll beat the shit out of you! (Okay!)

[Verse 1: Eminem + (Eminem imitating Kim)]

Don't make me wake this baby!

She don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do!

Quit crying, bitch! Why do you always make me shout at you?!

How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?!

Oh, what's the matter, Kim? Am I too loud for you?!

Too bad, bitch! You're gonna finally hear me out this time!

At first I'm like, "Aight, you wanna throw me out, that's fine!"

But not for him to take my place — are you out your mind?!

This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!

How could you let him sleep in our bed?! Look it, Kim!

Look at your husband now! (No!) I said look at him!

He ain't so hot now, is he, little punk?!

(Why are you doing this?!) Shut the fuck up! (You're drunk!

You're never gonna get away with this!) You think I give a fuck?!

Come on! We're going for a ride, bitch! (No!) Sit up front!

(We can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?)

We'll be right back — well, I will, you'll be in the trunk!

[Chorus: Eminem]

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

[Verse 2: Eminem + (Eminem imitating Kim)]

You really fucked me, Kim! You really did a number on me!

Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me

But we was kids then, Kim, I was only eighteen

That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean

That's fucked up! (I love you!) Oh God, my brain is racin'

(I love you!) What are you doing? Change the station!

I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No!)

There's a four-year-old little boy

Laying dead with a slit throat in your living room!

Ha-ha! What, you think I'm kiddin' you?!

You loved him, didn't you? (No!)

Bullshit, you bitch! Don't fuckin' lie to me!

What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?

Fuck you, asshole! Yeah, bite me!

Kim, Kim! Why don't you like me?

You think I'm ugly, don't you? (It's not that!) No, you think I'm ugly

(Baby!) Get the fuck away from me! Don't touch me!

I hate you! I hate you! I swear to God, I hate you!

Oh my God, I love you! How the fuck could you do this to me?!

(I'm sorry!) How the fuck could you do this to me?!

[Chorus: Eminem]

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

[Verse 3: Eminem + (Eminem imitating Kim)]

Come on, get out! (I can't! I'm scared!)

I said get out, bitch! (Let go of my hair!

Please don't do this, baby! Please! I love you!

Look, we can just take Hailie and leave!) Fuck you!

You did this to us! You did it! It's your fault!

Oh my God, I'm crackin' up — get a grip, Marshall!

Hey, remember the time we went to Brian's party

And you were, like, so drunk that you threw up all over Archie?

That was funny, wasn't it? (Yes)

That was funny, wasn't it?! (Yes!)

See, it all makes sense, doesn't it?

You and your husband have a fight

One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced (No!)

And while this is going on, his son just woke up

And he walks in, she panics, and he gets his throat cut

(Oh my God!) So now they both dead

And you slash your own throat

So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note

I shoulda known better when you started to act weird

We coulda— hey, where you going? Get back here!

You can't run from me, Kim! It's just us, nobody else

You're only makin' this harder on yourself!

Ha-ha, got ya! Go ahead, yell!

Here, I'll scream with you, "Ah, somebody help!"

Don't you get it, bitch? No one can hear you!

Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin' to you!

You were supposed to love me!!!

Now bleed, bitch, bleed!!! Bleed, bitch, bleed!!! Bleed!!!

[Chorus: Eminem]

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on

Living in this world without you