Küssen verboten [English translation]

You want to have me

Because you think I'm pretty

And I must tell you

That I fully understand that

You send me gifts

And you do my dishes

And I do think

That I enjoy your presence

But there is one thing

That I really can't stand:

Your wet lips

Getting to close to me

No kissing (No kissing!)

No kissing (It's strictly prohibited!)

No one who has ever seen me would have thought so:

I follow a strict no kissing policy!

In school already

When I was seven years old

That girl named Jule

Was totally in love with me

Whenever I headed home

She followed me

And at break time

She even wanted much more

She thought she could buy me with cheese sandwiches

And then her wet lips got very close to me

No kissing (No kissing!)

No kissing (It's strictly prohibited!)

Nobody who has ever seen me would have thought so:

I follow a strict no kissing policy!

No one who has ever seen me would have thought so:

I follow a strict no kissing policy!

And in my dream last night

Tobias came through the door

I saw big, wet lips

And all I could do was scream

No kissing (No kissing!)

No kissing (It's strictly prohibited!)

No one who has ever seen me would have thought so:

I follow a strict no kissing policy!

No kissing (No kissing!)

No kissing (It's strictly prohibited!)

I follow a strict no kissing policy!

No one who has ever seen me would have thought so:

I follow a strict no kissing policy!