Hello

[Intro]

Hello

Allow me to introduce myself

My name is Shady

It's so nice to meet you

It's been a long time

I'm sorry I've been away so long

My name is Shady

I never meant to leave you, yeah

[Verse 1]

You see that chick in the gym, checking me out?

Any second I'm 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth

I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house

That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?

There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse

Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out

Nope, guess I'll re-route

Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch

Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth

Down the hatch, and the feeling you can't match it

I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet

Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet

A knapsack packed with like forty-some Xanaxes

Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances

I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's

Formula 44D and 40's with bad capsules

The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back at ya

[Chorus]

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

And are you menstruating, baby?

My little friend's waiting to say hello

The way your titties are wigglin'

And your booty's shakin' like jello

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello, yeah

[Verse 2]

My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium

I don't need to buy any drugs, man, people give me 'em

It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum

No reason in particular, it was strictly fun

A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151

Fifty-one people asleep in my damn living room

Excuse me, hun, but what is your name, Vivian?

I woke up next to you naked, and uh, did we, um?

Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy, hun?

I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one

No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm

But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from

I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run

Like Speedy Gon-zales to see if I see anyone

Who might have a couple of 3's, I'm fiending for some

My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

[Chorus]

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

And do you happen to have anything on you

To make my mood mellow?

Some are oval and some are pink

Some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

[Verse 3]

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were

It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good

Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word

I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery

To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased

He's no longer getting them free, hundred bucks for these Percodans

Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully search the den

Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him

Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up

Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils

Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumbling back

Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack

Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap

Almost ended it that soon because of the fact

I'm just busting my own chops while I'm busting a rap

Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I'm back

[Chorus]

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

And do you happen to have anything on you

To make my mood mellow?

Some are oval and some are pink

Some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl, I don't mean any harm

All I wanted to do is just say hello

[Outro]

And so I'm saying, hello

Allow me to introduce myself

My name is Shady

It's so nice to meet you

It's been a long time

I'm sorry I've been away so long

My name is Shady

I never meant to leave you

Yeah, it's like starting over

Clean slate, hah