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She's 39, but she still looks young.

Not very young, but a lot of fun.

She's my 39 lady in the sun.

49 and I'm feelin' fine.

In the sun, that's a lot of fun.

Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on.

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight.

I think about her every damn night.

39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me.

I'm 49, drinkin' white wine.

Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more.

From now on I got my 39 year-old... whore...Oh!

Don't you call her a whore,

I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out.

She's sweet and she's getting old,

and she's mine, to have and to hold.

She needs a dentist appointment quick.

I pay for it and she sucka my dick.

When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus...

Ahh, stick a finger in it!

Then a fuckin' didariddly doo,

and I fuckin' gots to spew,

upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe.

Get me a tissue.

Chardonnay in the setting sun.

She's 39, but she's number one.

Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight.

I like it cause I don't feel scared.

She's 39, I'm in my underwear.

Here she comes, comin' down the hallway.

She's knockin' on my door!

I open the door.

There she is, not too bad, good enough.

39 year-old lady, young enough for me.

Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me.

Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me.

Mature woman, she's my lady!

She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys.

Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady.

Special lady.

We can see a fuckin' movie

and agree it's a total piece of shit.

Comfortable shoes, never lose.

We can fuckin' talk about some things.

She don't need no diamond rings...

She don't need no diamond rings...