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The gentleman obviously doesn't believe
In making love
He shrinks if you mention
A bench in the park for two
It's hard to conceive that he doesn't believe
In stealing a kiss
Like me, and you, and you
The gentleman obviously doesn't indulge
In alcohol
Whenever he lunches
Rum punches are all taboo
It seems he's not cursed with that heavenly thirst
For bottle delights
Like me, and you, and you
He's never been known to gamble
He doesn't take weekend trips
In lover's lane he won't ramble
And a cigarette has never caressed his lips
He frowns on the latest dances
Says jazz is his favourite bore
He doesn't seek life's romances
So I wonder what on earth he is living for
The gentleman obviously doesn't believe
In moonlight walks
Alone with a girl and he'd faint
Yes, that's what he'd do
He's one of those gents who just hasn't the sense
To thrill to a kiss
Like me, and you, and you