Monday morning, hungover and shaking
Staring at the bathroom wall
I'm the bull, pig and monkey of the workplace
Mouth full of dry hay
Yet in the dreams of the girls at the office
I'm fooling around with everyone
I feel static electricity, sparks in my balls
Boy, I sure have some nerve
To be a man (a woman)
Don't you want me to take you out of here
You can sit on my face if you want to
And scratch deep marks into my back with those red nails
Speak languages, tease 'til death
By doing everything, everything
Monday morning, hungover and shaking
Staring at the bathroom wall
I'm the bull, pig and monkey of the workplace
Mouth full of dry hay
Yet in the dreams of the girls at the office
I'm fooling around with everyone
I feel static electricity, sparks in my balls
Boy, I sure have some nerve
To be a man (a woman)
Don't you want me to take you out of here
You can sit on my face if you want to
And scratch deep marks into my back with those red nails
Speak languages, tease 'til death
By doing everything, everything
Monday morning, hungover and shaking
Staring at the bathroom wall
I'm the bull, pig and monkey of the workplace
Mouth full of dry hay
Yet in the dreams of the girls at the office
I'm fooling around with everyone
I feel static electricity, sparks in my balls
Boy, I sure have some nerve
To be a man